Colin's birthday is at the beginning of September, so I've been slowly stockpiling gifts, some ordered online.

This one item, I won't say what in case he reads this, was ordered on the 9th! The 9th of August! FedEx is projecting it to be delivered on the 19th...

FedEx has to be the slowest shipping company ever. I always ship my etsy orders via the USPS flat rate or cheapest possible shipping, and it almost always gets there within the same week... so I have no idea why FedEx is taking 10 days to ship something from New York to Missouri!